So we just got a old school lazy boy. It is really comfortable. My wife and I were sitting around watching StarGate and I decided I am going to kick back and relax. We have only had the chair for a few weeks.

I pull back on the arm and its stuck. So I start complaining that I can’t believe the kids broke the chair in such a short period of time. So I grab the handle and give it one more good yank. BOOM!, a giant fireball erupts from beneath the chair. Its like I just contacted mission control for my moon take off.

I quickly take to my feet, the explosion is over. I flip the chair over and put out the remaining flames.

Damn kids….

Nope, thats my lighter that fell out of my pocket.